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Is he what this city needs? another dude with questionable work ethic and a broken frame? what y'all think?


P.S I Still Hate Vince Carter (just thought you guys might want to know that)

Stop trying to tell me Juelz cant get down on the mic...you guys are crazy. I BEEN about that dipset ish. I don't always know why, but most times these dudes entertain the hell out of me. Shit is mad humourous and every now and then you get a crazy verse.

"I'm high / higher than turbulences / white Phantom / looking so fergilicious" - Juelz Santana

AHHHHHHH Kels...He just can't Lose. No matter What he does. He could have taken out a bible and peed on it at Sunday service. and Everybody in the church would still give him ratings. Here's Double Up. Review Coming Shortly

"I'll get up in your middle / mmmmmmm it taste like skittles" - The Pied Piper

R. Kelly - Double Up

Crooked I gets down once again on that Fab beat...He even shout outs the home town and my niggy Brigante. Looks like the other side of the world is really paying attention. HOORAY...WE WIN

CHEESCAKE.......awww fuck it you know the rest

Kanye managed to Stand in a desert by himself and keep my attention for 4 minutes. That alone is an accomplishment. ahhhhhhhh Kanye. Maybe he Should be a character in the bible.

"Now Everbody Loves Kanye / Im Almost Raymond" - Kanye West

Are you kidding me? "The Black Album" should have been his last...I have no idea what dude was thinking..."Kingdom Come" was cool but not even close to what was expected. I argue wit deaf and dumb niggas all day about this (they gotta be deaf and dum. There is no other excuse for the shit being said). Kingdom Come didn't have close to the same energy to me. And I gaurantee all you niggas screaming bout kingdom come aren't even listening to it today. The album seemed rushed and forced. And it kills me to say this.... but jay-z just seems old to me on the shit. The Black Album, The Blueprint, In My Lifetime volume 1 and Reasonable Doubt. Thats it. I need no more. take in The Black Album again and them come back with those Tom Foolerey talks...Do it one more time...and then come back and tell me I'm right. Because I always am....ARE YOU KIDDING ME?......Y'all niggas are retarded....CHEESCAKE BOOM

"Those Aren't Rolex Diamonds What The Fuck You Done To That?"

The Black Album

This nigga can spit a million bars that make you sit back and question if he's even human . But why doesn't that translate into interesting albums. I mean for some reason i always lose interest in these type of artists albums. I guess once you have heard one punchline you have heard em all. Papoose, Canibus, Chino-xl, Cassidy, Crooked I.... The list goes on, I'm waiting for someone to come along and change that. What is it that really makes an album Classic? is the artist? Is it the production? is it the lifestyle? or is it timing? Just something for you ingrates to take in aand ponder. Let me know what you think...But take in this Crooked I freestyle in the meantime.....Hooray....P.S That Playaz Circle Lil Wayne Is Retarded


"GET MONEY" - Weezy F Baby ( and PLEASE say the baby)
We Win

Cheescake Boom

One of those things i have watched a million times but never seems to lose its comedic value. Watch this guy screw up his audition for an action movie

This Video Sucks..If you been to the blog in the last little while you would know I got the 50 cent joint Amusement Park on blast..just caught the video and....The video sucks...someone needs to re-cast all the girls even the one that was willing to be trapped in a metal box filled with water at the end..Maybe the rumours ARE true....maybe G-unit has disbanded. First time I seen 50 wit No guest appearances. Weird. I guess Hot Rod wasn't cutting it anymore....BAAAAAAAAAAAH...For this reason alone 50's joint is coming off auto play...I think T-Pains going up...hmmmmmmmmmmm
cuz "we got em like whoooo the fuck is that?"

Cheesecake Boom

Not Feeling it as much as his first effort. But you can still see why Ne-Yo remains one of the best writers as of late. Great Writing, but I'm not feeling the production ( besides 1 or 2 joints). Album seems a little rushed and not as polished as the first. Just my opinion. Don't Be Mad Cuz Im Styling On You. HOOOORAY

Ne-yo- Because Of You

grab it take it in

Lil Wayne - The Drought 3

Password: legiongamerz.net

O.k is it just me or is this shit really cruel. I mean the dudes daughter videotapes him after he looks like he participated in a 500 meter breaststroke race in "Jack daniels". and puts it out for the world to see. God knows I've had a night or 2 (or 3) where i looked like that. No biggie, about 19 hours sleep and he'll be back to normal. Shiiiiiit actually watching this again reminds me of a night i shared with a bottle of overproof jamaican rum when i was 16 ( where i was caught staring at the finished bottle and mumbling something about "El Diablo"). The good ole days. You really do gotta be careful though Dave. Videos like this could lead to your Lifeguard license being suspended and if that happens who's gonna protect the beach from purse snatchers, reckless kids playing ultimate football, and shark attacks? What would "Kitt" Think if you got behind his wheel and acted like that? That nigga would lock you out in the middle of busting a crime and watch you get shot at, for risking his perfect black paint job. Get your mind right Dave.

"Body Break"

Quote of the day goes to Adam Bomb who says he witnessed this blasphemous behaviour from 2 of canadas premier fitness gurus.


"The only thing better than seeing Hal Johnson in the Beer Store, is seeing Joanne McLoud waiting outside smoking" - Adam Bomb

All i have to say is "HAHAHAHAHA" Bobby Never Fails to Entertain. Aside from the coked up glares. And the amazingly timed threats. Bobby Brown still remains the king of RnB
(Rails an Buttons) This shit is great Television.


"On Live T.V I Will Fuck You Up" - Bobby Brown

This Niggas A Beast...A.K.47 looked like a water pistol in this vid...Not even... He looked like the spray bottle the kids that weren't allowed to use water pistols used just so they can still join in the fun (that mist setting sucked). "YIIIIKES" "Wowzers" and "Shazaam" where some of the phrases heard around the room when this got played. Besides The Suns, Golden State Is the only team I give a fuck about in the playoffs. P.S FUCK VINCE CARTER

You will Definitely be missed...I know Bish almost shed a tear. The Sopranos, The one family i actually could connected with since the Cosby's. Was sad to see him go. Paulies Next or Maybe A.j (I know weird pick but the shows been so random).
We shall see. 3 Episodes to go.

You know the producer...Top 10 EASY
changed the sound of music and constantly remains innovative

on a kind of related side note R.I.P Aaliyah

TIMBO....he definitely is Dat Negroe

here's a sample


And Here's his latest:

"Timbaland - Shock Value "

password : sh4r3

I make Master's laugh so much, that he decided to let me have a spot on his blog every once in a while. Writing is therapy for me - so before I get into the story, I'd like to thank Kenny for helping me keep my sanity. Hooray!!


NEW TO THE GAME


What ever happened to favour for a favour? Give and You Shall Receive? Eye for an Eye? Over the last couple of years, I've noticed people I meet are getting more and more selfish. Everybody wants something for free. Are people getting stingier or is surviving in this world getting so difficult that everybody's gotta pinch to make ends meet? I told myself that no matter what the circumstances were, I'd continue to give until I can't give anymore. Who was I fooling? lol

Case in point - I was at a house party not too long ago. A lot of rappers from The Dot were there - we were doing what we do. Mingle with chicks, Drink, Smoke and Cipher. It was the perfect gathering. The mood suddenly changed when a young damsel in distress entered the room. She looked ok I guess. Her hands were a little dry.. couple questionable bumps on her mug... but she could get it. She wanted to get a picture of her and her girlfriends, but unfortnately, the batteries in her camera had died :(

She canvassed the room for assistance. I had front row seats, the cruel and selfish world we live in indeed. Pure indifference! NOBODY volunteered. Man nor woman. I was almost embarrassed to be amongst such heartless people. To her advantage, I had my digital camera on me. Like the nice guy I am, I told her that I would take the picture for her. She wasn't satisifed. She wanted to borrow my batteries. These weren't no dollar store batteries. We're talkin' Energizer, recharchable, Nickel Metal Hydride joints here. The GOOD SHIT.

I didn't know this woman. I've heard stories about people asking to borrow your cell phone to make a call then running away with your shit. I wasn't about to put myself in a situation that could be potentially dangerous - without a reward for my risk that is. I gave her an opportunity to return the favour in some way. She couldnt think of anything. Although I drank half of a bottle of henny (the big one) and smoked some powerful piff, I still feel to this day that what I asked for in exchange was fairly reasonbale. This was my response:

"Give me a handjob, and you got a deal."

The tension in the room could be cut with my uncle's Guyanese cutlass. She was cheesed. She ranted for a while, but I didn't care. I think I made the right move. There was a 50/50 chance I would've gotten my part of the deal. If I just handed over my batteries I woulda been a sucker! Fuck that. Favour for a favour my fair lady! give and you shall receive.. eye for an eye..right? I can still see the look on the faces of some of the people in the room - Especially Masters, who truly believed I ruined his party. I was told nice guys finish last. It was time for me to WIN! Sorry Ken.

To this day, people tell me I'm wrong for saying what I said. I'm at a party full of rappers, producers and other industry people. It's freezing outside and a chick decides to put on a bustier with CRAZY underwire that pushes up her breasts. Come on... She deserved to have AT LEAST one raunchy, sexual advance thrown her way. Cause and effect if you ask me.

Your comments are welcome.

E.S.