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Shortly after lunch time today, as I came out of my deep meditative state, the on thing that crossed my mind was, "why make the JC PENNY segment just a feature?".

Well I'm sure to ALL of our heart's content.... I bring you another installment in the JC PENNY vintage serious.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

JC PENNY V 2.0



A. The North American Saskquatch displays his agility over arctic terrain.



4. See Suzy, we make you wear blue because you are adopted.



J. The Marlboro Man and his, "winter side ting".



"FAMILY SKI COORDINATES" = Dysfunctional Childhood



F. Where do your balls go?