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The other day a dude (who will remain nameless...because he knows where i live)said some real questionable shit...he said "Shit, yeah Ben Wallace is a tough negroe..that niggas got a tight body....No Homo"...Everybody kinda let it slide...and quickly moved on to the next subject..But as i was leaving the spot the question popped up..."Why remind me that your not gay?"..Is that something that has to be done? and is "No Homo" automatically considered a clean slate? like if a niggas like "Yeah I'm really interested in sleeping with your mom...and ummmmmm maybe your dad...NO HOMO" does that make the commment no longer Extremely gay? Maybe it was the Jack Daniels or Maybe it was the Fact I hadn't slept in 4 days...But i had an epiphany..NO HOMO is PROBABLY THE MOST HOMOEST (thats right HOMOEST is now considered a word..why? Becasue i fucking said so)SAYING IN THE WORLD...Now go back to your lives..im done.


other questionable quotes

When 2 dudes one white and one black (they will also remain nameless due to the fact they also know where i live) orders swiss chalet and makes statements like "just take my dark meat and I'll eat ur white meat when it comes" does a simple "NO HOMO" make everything non-homo? you decide...becasue i have made my deciscion

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heres another scenario

a rapper and producer are having a convo..the rapper asks for an instrumental and the producer states "I'll only pull it out if u spit on it" homo? or "NO HOMO" you be the judge.