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Is it the wingmans fault if you end up going home with an ogre and he doesn't warn you that the girl your taking home has a "not so fresh" look about her? Is that on the wingman? Or is that on the Individual?

I mean if the girl looks hot in the club (by hot i mean 10 heinekens and 4 shots of JD "good looking") you take her outside and she looks like Grace Jones with bad teeth and skin that looks like it smells like spoiled milk and boiled hot dog water...Is it the wingmans duties to make you take notice? or is his duty just to keep the friends occupied while the individual does his mating dance? im not sure...you guys tell me...

here is a piece of hate mail i received after playing wingman myself one night..the person will remain anonymous for legal purposes ( he knows where i stay and may have an inkling to visit me with cruel intentions in his heart if i give away his identity)

"YOU MY FRIEND are a HORRIBLE wing man. this bitch is singing in my shower and still asking me to "Play" with her. I want her out and I ain't driving her home. she dick teased me till 6 in the morning.. who rubs a strangers dick her lips? and doesn't make an actual insertion? then she wants to sing in my shower and PROBABLY use my Loofah Puff? Fuck man. them shits is like 2.99 at shoppers. I gave her the towel that "Mister X" uses for all the players. I honestly think Tom, the Greek guy, puked in our washroom last week and used it to clean up. You should blog this story...

Am i to blame for this? I'm not sure...I definitely knew the quality had definitely dropped once the light touched down on her face...but once your in...your in...and then its up to you to be the judge...The wingman shouldn't have to understand your level of standards, considering it could change from day to day. We all have had our nights with a "Shrek" and for one reason or another, be it incredible amounts of alcohol, or a small drug induced illusion...it happens... and we make the choice to make it happen..this is not the wingmans fault...you want someone to Blame? Look in the mirror...I know i have had to....

"DAMN THAT GIRL'S BUILT JUST THE WAY I LIKE EM" - Anonymous Victim and his Wingman