.

The other day a dude (who will remain nameless...because he knows where i live)said some real questionable shit...he said "Shit, yeah Ben Wallace is a tough negroe..that niggas got a tight body....No Homo"...Everybody kinda let it slide...and quickly moved on to the next subject..But as i was leaving the spot the question popped up..."Why remind me that your not gay?"..Is that something that has to be done? and is "No Homo" automatically considered a clean slate? like if a niggas like "Yeah I'm really interested in sleeping with your mom...and ummmmmm maybe your dad...NO HOMO" does that make the commment no longer Extremely gay? Maybe it was the Jack Daniels or Maybe it was the Fact I hadn't slept in 4 days...But i had an epiphany..NO HOMO is PROBABLY THE MOST HOMOEST (thats right HOMOEST is now considered a word..why? Becasue i fucking said so)SAYING IN THE WORLD...Now go back to your lives..im done.


other questionable quotes

When 2 dudes one white and one black (they will also remain nameless due to the fact they also know where i live) orders swiss chalet and makes statements like "just take my dark meat and I'll eat ur white meat when it comes" does a simple "NO HOMO" make everything non-homo? you decide...becasue i have made my deciscion

or

heres another scenario

a rapper and producer are having a convo..the rapper asks for an instrumental and the producer states "I'll only pull it out if u spit on it" homo? or "NO HOMO" you be the judge.

Ok..Ok..Shut up..I know.. I fell back a loooong time..But this is the life i guess? Made Me Step Away From Who I AM...fucked but true..Its gonna be a very interesting summer. THE BLOG IS BACK PUNKS..MY MUSIC IS BACK CHUMPS..I AM BACK DIRTSTICKS..AND MORE HONEST THAN A SNITCH IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM FACING 100 YEARS...HOOORAY...WELCOME ME BACK..........


THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

this shit is hilarious

I know the shit is old for all the "oh this nigga aint got no exclusive shit on his blog" haters...but its funny none the less


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Birdman

Damn.....been a minute huh? Well guess what Negroes, Whiteys, Spaniards and Chiney man dem? the man is back....I know, I know i said that like 40 times before. but this time i mean it ( I feel like im talking to my girl or some shit with the repeated promises) Anyhowzit....Im here and I aint going Nowhere....(unless u paying for the flight ;) )

On a side note.............................

Cheescake BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is My official Apology To Ben Johnson OUR National Hero.

Im Sorry you couldn't beat that horse, that race car, or that guy on the bike that you raced in your attempt to make a comeback all of those years ago. I truly am sorry and I apologize for any form of disrespect i may have shown in my earlier blog segments .

You are the man Ben Johnson... You are the man. I mean, i almost tried to race a horse once but due to my level of superior intelligence before the race began i said to myself "Hey, arent horses incredibly fast land mammals " and stepped back from the competition. But not you Ben, Not You. You looked that horse dead in they eye and ignored all the thoroughbred races it had won in the past. And said "I can beat this horse i think i can really beat this horse".

Your the man Ben Johnson... Your the man. I mean Even the stock car you raced. you completely ignored the obvious fact that a human being cannot run faster than a car. And said "fuck physics, science and REALITY, I can beat this fully functional stock race car"

You definitely are the man Ben Johnson. And you are secretly my hero. Keep up the good work.
Next time you feel like racing a lightning-bolt or soundwaves or doing other things that are humanly impossible like lifting a building or shooting purple lazers out of your eyes. I will be there cheering you on in my Cheetah t-shirt.

You have taught me many lessons that i shall pass on to my son.

Thank You Ben Johnson You truly are a National Hero

"I Cheetah All The Time" - My Nigga Ben Johnson