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This is My official Apology To Ben Johnson OUR National Hero.

Im Sorry you couldn't beat that horse, that race car, or that guy on the bike that you raced in your attempt to make a comeback all of those years ago. I truly am sorry and I apologize for any form of disrespect i may have shown in my earlier blog segments .

You are the man Ben Johnson... You are the man. I mean, i almost tried to race a horse once but due to my level of superior intelligence before the race began i said to myself "Hey, arent horses incredibly fast land mammals " and stepped back from the competition. But not you Ben, Not You. You looked that horse dead in they eye and ignored all the thoroughbred races it had won in the past. And said "I can beat this horse i think i can really beat this horse".

Your the man Ben Johnson... Your the man. I mean Even the stock car you raced. you completely ignored the obvious fact that a human being cannot run faster than a car. And said "fuck physics, science and REALITY, I can beat this fully functional stock race car"

You definitely are the man Ben Johnson. And you are secretly my hero. Keep up the good work.
Next time you feel like racing a lightning-bolt or soundwaves or doing other things that are humanly impossible like lifting a building or shooting purple lazers out of your eyes. I will be there cheering you on in my Cheetah t-shirt.

You have taught me many lessons that i shall pass on to my son.

Thank You Ben Johnson You truly are a National Hero

"I Cheetah All The Time" - My Nigga Ben Johnson